Divine Schadenfreude

if god exists, god is a six year old with an ant farm, we're the ants and god likes to shake the ant farm. God is an example of schadenfreude.

Divine Schadenfreude turned 4 today!
This friend of mine on Facebook, is having a temper tantrum because her parents won’t buy her a house. Get a job, bitch.
You had one job, Oberyn Martell, one job! And you screwed it up!
Shit’s going to get real tonight.
Oberyn Martell
theheartmaid:

ohheyvict0ria:

Oh hey look it’s the fault in our stars

I SHOULDNT BE LAUGHING THIS HARD OMGH

theheartmaid:

ohheyvict0ria:

Oh hey look it’s the fault in our stars

I SHOULDNT BE LAUGHING THIS HARD OMGH

(Source: itscaptainhammertime, via ixerro)

Marry, fuck, or kill. I’d kill Courtney Love, fuck Nancy Spungen, and marry Yoko Ono.

R.I.P. H.R. Giger
February 5th 1940-May 12th 2014
Me: hey, Hodor! I’m wearing a Hodor t-shirt!
Hodor: Hodor?

Me: hey, Hodor! I’m wearing a Hodor t-shirt!
Hodor: Hodor?